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No. 01 — The Sparkling Volumes

FizzCats

Cats. Sparkling water. A standing, evidence-based preference for LaCroix.

A Field Guide To Cats Who Attack Carbonation

Three cats, one open can, and the physics of a paw meeting 12 fluid ounces.

Cats hate the hiss and love the condensation. This means every can opened in this house is a small experiment in feline risk tolerance.

Bubbles goes straight for the rim. Pamplemousse prefers to sit on the can like it is a small warm laptop, which it is not. Seltzer observes from the counter, judging, as is his right.

Field notes: never leave Pamplemousse (the flavor) unattended near Pamplemousse (the cat). The naming collision is real and it costs me cans.

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